Posts Tagged: WTF

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mikemeltzer:

I need this.

Wha…why…?!?! And in 1994??

How many kids knew who Captain Kirk was in 1994?

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my-fandom-life:

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amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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emerant:

this is too wild

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gooldust:

I’m still laughing at the Diddy Kong Racing Official Soundtrack. Nintendo shaped the CD like Diddy Kong’s head.

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Like, it wasn’t a circle. People tried to put it in their stereos and broke them. Like, happy 90’s Nintendo! Great job!

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I thought this was a joke but holy shit it is 100% real.

And the Yoshi CD came out last year.

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femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

The third map is really freaking me out. “Don’t have to be medically accurate.” WHAT.

I grew up in New York. We had “Health class” which occasionally broached the subject of sex. All I remember from it was carrying a doll and pretending it was a baby. I hated it.

My very first girlfriend was also a New Yorker but from another county. I guess her classes were more fear-based because she was convinced I could get her pregnant if we fooled around too much while wearing swimsuits in the ocean.

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I made this joke on the way to board an airplane and 24 hours later this train ain’t stopping. Unreal. Nothing else I create will ever get a response like this.

For fun times, check out this awesome response:

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baruchobramowitz:

"Stuff Being Thrown at My Head," a photo series by Latvian photographer Kaija Straumanis

does she have to wait 2-3 weeks between photos? Every one of them looks like a potential concussion.

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nyarguy:

3/2 列車戦隊トッキュウジャー

That’s what she said.

This show makes me wish I could afford a Japanese DVR.

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I saw this on The AV Club and despite it lasting for a half an hour I watched the entire thing. It’s not nostalgia - this footage is forty years old and I am not - but the scope of the presentation fascinates me. I mean, it starts with a love song about a television network and its viewers. Yes, really.

A quick rundown of things that jumped out at me:

  • 4:20 The International Race of Champions: “take the world’s best drivers, put them in identical cars, let ‘em race” is this not already race car driving
  • 4:44 Monday Night Football footage is O.J. Simpson running
  • 8:15 “After The Trial” omg
  • Followed immediately by a movie about cavemen (the second time cavemen are mentioned in the reel btw)?
  • 9:28-10:12 “The Deadly Touch” GOLD
  • 11:30 “the instantly successful American Music Awards” lol
  • 12;10 “you’re taking me to your apartment to watch television?” that is a sound strategy
  • 13;28 no one even mentions young Jeff Bridges what planet is this
  • 14:25 “out of these incredible truths comes…” some shit we made up. Was this just one of many me-too films to follow The Godfather into theaters?
  • 16:05 Thunderball “for the first time on television”?? That movie was almost a decade old at this point. Connery had quit being James Bond twice already.
  • So many bow ties. GIANT bow ties. You’d think they’re there to be mocked, but these are apparently ABC’s target audience? Loud, pushy, white men?
  • 20:50 two black people talking for the first time in the reel.
  • 23:17 pre-Taxi Driver Jodie Foster!
  • 24:02 “Nakia Parker…is an Indian” no, that is…Robert Forster?! He’s from Rochester!
  • 27:56 Vincent Price? Sonny and…no, it’s just Sonny.
  • 28:57 Quentin Tarantino definitely watched every episode of this show
  • 30:40 KURT RUSSELL…only says two words
  • 30:56 G-Gary Busey and M-MARK HAMILL…are brothers? Truck drivin’ brothers??

One last thought, one that permeated the entire reel in my mind: this is Japanese television. As in, this is Japanese television TODAY. Everything’s rooted in nostalgia or the wholesome family image (sometimes both together) or sheer wish-fulfillment fantasy. And those few excruciating minutes of Sonny Bono talking to celebrities in a bird suit? Hello Japanese Prime Time for the last…forty years?

Wait, did Sonny Bono invent Japanese variety shows?