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Hey there! It’s the start of a brand new school year. What does this entail for your teachers?

A] Welcome newcomers, bid farewell to retirees, but otherwise business as usual.

B] As with every year, transfer employees to different schools in the area. Not at their request, but because this is what must be done. Yes, this includes principals and vice-principals.

C] Transfer employees around like mad AND each school should assign staff to teach students at different levels than the year before. Taught sixth grade last year? How about second grade this year?

D] Transfer employees, change teaching assignments, AND rearrange the staff placement in the office. You can’t sit here, this is where the sixth grade teachers sit!

E] Transfer employees, change teaching assignments, rearrange the office AND do so by physically moving all the desks around in a fury of dust and tangled LAN cables. You there, you now sit on the other side of the room. Don’t worry about cleaning your desk, just pick it up and take it with you!

SERIOUSLY WHY OH WHY DOES MY SCHOOL DISTRICT CHOOSE “E” EVERY APRIL?

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nadiaoxford:

tbskyen:

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Reblogging for the last screen.

Guess that Music Meister episode wasn’t just a fluke - shit gets weird on the Brave and the Bold. We need more weird superhero stuff.

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robdelaney:

A FILM BY KEN BURNS
thx to @robwhisman for this “discovery.”

robdelaney:

A FILM BY KEN BURNS

thx to @robwhisman for this “discovery.”

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mbmelodies:

A Japanese tabloid caught Minegishi Minami, who is a member of the country’s most popular music group AKB48, leaving the house of a male pop group earlier in January. Today, Minami posted the above video to AKB48’s official YouTube channel in which she apologizes for what she’s done. She also reveals that she’s been demoted within the group and…to punish herself, she has shaved her head.

So this is blowing up on Japanese Twitter right now, as it should be because this is about as terrible as the Japanese music industry gets. For idols like Minami, dating is a humongous red flag as it supposedly ruins the fantasy element at play (many male fans form “connections” with specific members of these groups, so having said member dating/hanging out with other men kills that). Other AKB48 members have been fired for doing the same thing Minami did, but she is popular so she has been spared…though I think what she has had to do is way worse. Shaving your head and then delivering a teary-eyed apology on YouTube while still being demoted?

(Also, if you believe the “she did this on her own free will” line, you should understand nothing about a group like AKB48 operates in such a loose way. This appearing on their official YouTube channel indicates this is endorsed by the people running the show. I also am guessing they told her to shave her head - they’ve had other shamed members of the group do things like run in charity marathons to “redeem” themselves, so this seems like something they’d cook up).

Here’s the dark side of the Japanese-music industry…and to some degree Japan itself, a country ranked 101 in the Global Gender Gap rankings…where young women who want to become pop stars have to do ridiculous shit like this for the terrible crime of…acting like regular human beings. This is some Scarlet Letter type stuff, but sadly common in an entertainment industry that needs major changes.

Only somewhat redeeming thing coming out of this? People on Twitter seem shocked by this, which means AKB48’s management will notice and (maybe? please?) think about not doing stunts like this anymore. If nothing else, they’ll probably remove the video.

EDIT: To get a sense of how fans are reacting to this…including people who really believe she chose to do this…click here. A lot of comments on it now.

Reblogging this because it’s true, and to remind myself to write a few thoughts about this issue later.

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For years, Super Drama TV has aired Star Trek reruns in Japan. It’s been a real godsend for me, as most of the time the episodes aired at 6PM - prime dinner viewing. For a time there were two Trek episodes back-to-back, an embarrassment of televised riches for a nerd like me.

Super Drama recently finished airing Enterprise and, for the time being, has no Star Trek shows on the schedule. This made me sad, so I went searching through their website in the hopes of finding an indication of when Trek would return to the air. Imagine my surprise when I found a list of the supposed “best episodes” along with other rankings chosen by fans.

Long story short: Japanese fans love pilots and finales NO MATTER WHAT.

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wilwheaton:

This is a real thing that happened.

What are the odds the person who asked this was born after River died? I’m guessing: high.

wilwheaton:

This is a real thing that happened.

What are the odds the person who asked this was born after River died? I’m guessing: high.

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beatonna:

nevver:

Household Hints

voting, it’s important

Based in New York, of all places!

beatonna:

nevver:

Household Hints

voting, it’s important

Based in New York, of all places!

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“There are no secrets. We’ll win Ohio,” said Romney’s top strategist Stuart Stevens.

And what if they don’t win Ohio?

“It’s a silly question … we’re going to win Ohio,” he said. “This is like conscientious objection: if you’re going over the cliff and you have to throw your mother, or your sister, or your father out, which one would you? We’ll win Ohio.”

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(via Boston Globe)

Stevens, no need to elaborate!  We’ve ALL played the classic parlor game where we envision our family driving off a cliff and pushing one of them out will save the rest of you somehow.  No need to explain it with all those words!  We got it at “conscientious objection”, which everyone knows is the shorthand term for that riddle, and not a completely unrelated concept. 


Bonus points for characterizing your own campaign as a car driving off a cliff.     

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My mouth is agape and my fists are clenched with rage at some news items circulating Japan this week.

As you may recall, a tragic case of bullying left unchecked has put the issue of abuse in the spotlight as of late. Schools and police are responding to the concerns of the public and stepping up to fight the problem. Others choose to ignore it or, worse, defend the abusers from harm. Seriously.

A high school student in Sendai complained to his teachers that he was being bullied. Seeking an apology, he said classmates forced him to burn his own arm with a cigarette. The school agreed to hold a meeting between the boy and his attackers, but after it was over the student was expelled because he “showed off the burns to other students and made them anxious.” I’ve heard of blaming the victim before but this is insane.

Fortunately, the local police were more receptive when he showed them his arm. Now that they’ve accepted his report and have begun asking questions, suddenly the school says they will re-investigate the matter.

Unfortunately, not every victim is so lucky. A middle-schooler in Saitama went to the police four or five times over the past year to report being abused at school, alleging that his homeroom teacher knew what was happening. The cops turned him down.

This past January, a classmate bashed the boy’s head against concrete, knocking him unconscious and sending him to the hospital. Doctors say he had a broken rib (or ribs). The boy again went to the police and they said, quote, “Please forget this happened” and “Even if we accept your report, the accused is 12 so nothing will come of this.” The victim has since changed schools while his parents explore their legal options.

And in case you needed a reminder of how women’s rights are overlooked in Japan, we have this case of a Fukushima woman who attempted to file domestic abuse charges against her husband only to be dismissed by the police. Despite telling police that her husband “handcuffed her, choked her neck, and covered her mouth several times” the police shrugged their shoulders and said “There is no law that tries someone for causing inner (psychological) trauma.”

“You need to tolerate it because you are a married couple” said a heartless, misogynistic monster who had assumed human form and currently works as a police officer.

As if that weren’t enough, somehow word of the woman’s attempts to notify the police got back to her husband who, and this is shocking, objects to his wife’s repeated criminal complaints. Luckily the woman has already moved out and is filing for divorce, so presumably she is out of immediate danger. No word on where her kids are though.

Yet hope remains in all of these cases, because once a story makes it into the paper it becomes an embarrassment to the organizations involved, often prompting corrective action.

Case in point: I was repulsed when I heard last month of a female police officer in Yokohama who was ordered to strip by four male officers. She complained, they admitted to their behavior but no charges were filed because there was “no case.” Since that story broke, the police were flooded with angry calls and, whaddya know, they are now reconsidering their decision.

The Japanese word of the day is gaiatsu, (外圧) meaning “external pressure.” If anything like this ever happens to me, my wife, or our kids, I’m speed-dialing every media source I can. And I won’t stop until everyone who was wrong resigns, gets fired or goes to jail. Fuck any bureaucrat who turns away a victim.