Can you guess which game I’ve been playing a lot of lately?
I always thought Chell was such a cool character, despite the fact that she’s a silent protagonist and no information about her is provided within the game. However, hearing Valve’s comment, “We always assumed she could talk, she just chooses not to, what with robots all being dicks, why give them the satisfaction?” suddenly tells so much about her as a person.
Gold star, Emily. Gold star.
Tell me again, Internet, why Chell starred in two acclaimed video games but never appeared on any box covers.
Gordon Freeman? Stares into camera, becomes icon.
Chell? Bends the laws of physics with LASERS and MOON DUST but she’s upstaged by two robots.